cotten pooch

it is a false creature that is made from cotton

cotten pooch. is a cool cotton blueberry

by zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcab August 10, 2014

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Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

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cotterized

Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.

Oh man, I got cotterized!

by Chris360 June 6, 2015

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Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister

Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage

by Donk912 July 19, 2016

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1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

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