🍪 cookie

A pastry that seems like a nice treat, but just don't feed it to your parrot.

$teven," I love 🍪 cookie"
@very," nobody asked"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 29, 2021

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 04, 2011

poonani cookies

cookies that smell like poonani. cookies in the shape of poonani...a series of poonani(more than one poonani) "Cookie also means poonani" (see: Poonani)

I want some poonani cookies!

OMG these cookies smell like poonani!!!

by chaotic squirrel August 21, 2011

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

by abrilmeijers December 06, 2016

cookie moment

When your adorable, cute, and funny girlfriend says or does something adorable, cute, and/or funny.

gf: *says something funny and cute*
me: now this is a certified cookie moment

by therealpartyhard March 06, 2021

cookie jar

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.

Get yo hands out my cookie jar!

by stephen and patrick August 22, 2006