meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead
by bws July 10, 2001

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation
“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”
“You’re cooked, bro”
by anonymous May 4, 2024

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.
1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.
2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.
2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
by extraordinarilyintimatetocats April 22, 2024

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024

"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.
"You cooked last night in your basketball game"
"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"
"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"
by caprithebandit September 9, 2025

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

"Dear Tony,
I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?
All my love,
Marina"
I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?
All my love,
Marina"
by grassfornerds July 12, 2025
