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Condo Crawl

This event consists of a semi-full keg being dragged by a large group insane ski kids from ski condo to ski condo, using peer pressure to convince people that they must do a keg stand. Preferably sometime around 1am when everyone is comfortably asleep. Similar to Pub Crawl which involves a large group of rowdy kids consuming the alcohol in every bar until they lose all motor skills.
"Dude Bro, I never went to sleep because 20 people broke into my condo last night and forced me to do a keg stand before they left. After that I thought I would join in on the Condo Crawl."
by M. Schu December 31, 2006
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american condom

When a fat guy forgets the condom, and uses his fat as a condom.
Marsha! Frank didn't have a condom so he used the American condom!
by Rippin lip packin dip June 11, 2017
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Condom

A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.
look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007
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condo bar

term used within the barista/coffee house inner cirlces to refer to that counter where customers pepper their coffee beverages to their personal liking with various coffee/espresso condiments, i.e.: milk, cinnamon powder, sweet & low.
ugghhhh. i'll be right back, i gotta go mop up that mess. that little kid just exploded his mother's 1/2 decaf double tall soy no foam latte all over the condo bar, and he just slipped in the puddle.
by barista April 17, 2008
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cojoxin

The substane which binds vertebrae when one is tense or stressed. Cojoxin is released from the verbrae when subjected to intense deep tissue massage or chiropractic manipulation.
This deep tissue massage of your vertebrae will release the cojoxin build up and help make your spine feel more flexible and relaxed.
by ToddAnthonyJohnson August 29, 2009
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condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.
Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.
by DarwinB September 14, 2013
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Condom mistake

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake
by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017
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