Christopher Columbus

a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.

Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.

by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021

Columbus and Washington

History

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.

by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009

Columbia Jerk

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!

I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!

by KnockOut123 July 13, 2009

Columbian Blood

n. A nickname for Coca Cola. It is named as such because of the events surrounding their bottling plants in Columbia.

MMM! I just love the taste of Columbian Blood

by wolfpacleader1986 August 1, 2009

Columbia Day

I confusing way to refer to "Columbus Day."

Hey, It's Columbia Day!

by Avatar_TLAB-fan October 21, 2010

columpeter

When you laugh so hard you can't laugh anymore and you shart.

Oh, my gosh. I just laughed so hard I sharted!

Oh you are such a columpeter

by doughboy178 November 22, 2010

Columbian Cock Rush

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...

Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush

by WTFuckisthis March 1, 2011