Sweatshirt College

N. A College in which the sales of their sweatshirts are directly proportional to the amount of High School preps and/or Siblings of High School preps.

1) "As Tara, who is sporting her brothers Penn State Sweatshirt (A college she will never be admitted too), played Field Hockey, she noticed that she was due for a trip to the Tanning Salone. "What a Sweatshirt College whore that tara is," i thought to myself"

2) "Oh my god, i went to Cornell's open house yesterday and after i realized i will never get in I decided to buy a sweatshirt to hide that fact to the kids in our school. I really hope i turn Cornell into a Sweatshirt College!"

by Adam Gia August 2, 2006

state college high

Phrase used to describe girls who are younger than 18 (still in high school). Usually used among guys at restaurants when checking out girls.

Stems from Central Pennsylvania, specifically State College, home to State College High School. Girls that don't go to Penn State University, usually attend State College High School. Therefore, it is important to distinguish between the two.

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick over there, pretty hot huh?

Guy 2: Yeah she definitely hot, but do you think she's State College High?

Guy 1: Good call, she's a little young.

by Christoph602 October 7, 2010

los angeles harbor college

City college in Wilmington,California.Where an AA degree is sure shot.However, Harbor College is known to have a lower transfer rate compared to that of El Camino College,also a city college.

Guy:Hey what's up?I heard you graduated.
Girl:Yeah from Carson High.I'm majoring in nursing.
Guy:Really?where?
Girl:At Los Angeles Harbor College.They have a super easy nursing program.

by RUDYpoo September 26, 2005

Collège catholique Samuel-Genest

French high school in the Gloucester/Vanier area of Ottawa, Ontario. Population of Arabs and African/Haitiens. If you are anything but that, you are considered a minority. Known for their slutty girls and bunk guys. Known to be the THE party school; they always have dtf girls and alcohol to spare. They often attend school hungover. Sammy-G, as it's usually called, can every year be identified by the names of 4 people or less who show up to every party in town.

"bro i just had a threesome with two Collège catholique Samuel-Genest girls"
"ya... they're sluts"

by allomonamie November 21, 2011

professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

Bergen Community College

Two-year public college located in Paramus and Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Typically serves the high schoolers who were unable to get into a real school, and is considered to be a joke to the students. Also, the destination for over half of high school graduating classes.

John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.

by Dumb Bergen Kid December 7, 2009

community college

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.

Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.

by Big D May 2, 2004