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Community College

1. A two-year college that provides inexpensive college classes and credits for students as well as societies and connections. Some also offer dual-enrollment for talented and intelligent high school students.
2. A springboard for students who require assistance with the transition from high school into college.
3. A greatly misunderstood but highly useful institution that is useful for students' educations and personal knowledge stores while being easier on the pocketbook.
I'm a dual-enrolled student at a local Community College, meaning I'll be able to enter a four-year school as a junior earlier and pay less for a college education.
by royliallen May 17, 2011
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College Park effect

Where something that would be reasonably priced at any other time suddenly costs two to three times more.
The pre-med student went to the Commons Shop with his last three dollars to buy a box Reese's Puffs, but due to the College Park effect, it cost six.
by UMDgirl February 28, 2011
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College

A place where far-left teachers and professors trick young adults into thinking that education is the same as intelligence.
"They must know the answer... they've been to college."
by ajc929me February 4, 2019
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Allegheny College

A small liberal arts college full of pretentious rich kids located in the shithole known as Meadville, PA. The only way to succeed at this school is to literally spend all your time working with absolutely no breaks. William McKinley and Trent Reznor went to this school, but both dropped out after only a year because it sucked so much. Unless you're the type of person who is an over achiever who took all honors and AP classes during high school, and likes getting ass raped by course work on a regular basis, don't go to this school.
P1: How did you lose over $100k and get assraped for 4 straight years, all to graduate with a shitty 2.6 GPA and a degree that's as valuable as toilet paper?
P2: I went to Allegheny College
by thought-criminal August 26, 2018
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grievance-collecting

A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.
If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.
by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018
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collar tug

Somebody does this when they are in an awkward situation, feel guilt or are under pressure. They also make a strange noise and tug on their collar to indicate that they are uncomfortable. This often happens in "The Simpsons"
Homer did the collar tug when he was giving a speech and everyone booed
by collartugger October 31, 2011
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Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.
That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.
by The Dr B March 31, 2007
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