Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

Coke shocker

Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums

I just got my nails did....they are perfect for the coke shocker now.

by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017

Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.

He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.

by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

Diet Coke

Synonym for adderall.

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 18, 2020

Coke-butter-magic

A jump shot in 2k that is insanely green

Oh my god, Dyson daniels base is so coke-butter-magic

by BigTasty95 February 11, 2024

Lady Coke Hours

An extended break taken at any time during the workday that involves drinking, typically with the intention to get "buzzed."

Meeting's at eleven, and then it's lady coke hours on me from 1-4.

by Lukas Manukas May 13, 2019

It’s just coke!

When ur mom is lying that there’s no alchohol in her drink

You:what’s that
Mom:it’s just coke!

by C00chi man March 6, 2021