Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.

Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese

by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019

Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

WARM CHEESE

CUM IN YO MOMS POCKET PUSSY

I just WARM CHEESE ur moms toys

by FortniteDaddy June 6, 2018

Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.

I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Cheese Nugget

what to yell at people in games when you are trolling

CHEESE NUGGETS
“what?”
CHEESE NUGGETS

by bunnyloaf78 November 17, 2019

Cheese Man

Very epic, Good at smash bros, will destroy you with pichu.

i just lost to cheese man
he was pichu

by Very epic December 16, 2019

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

by Birbo March 25, 2019