by Nisesh August 10, 2019
Get the cheese-lettucemug. When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
by redhairetc June 1, 2018
Get the Cheese-farmingmug. A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.
by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011
Get the Recreational Cheesemug. My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Get the Halo Cheesemug. If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.
“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”
If someone does something shitty or annoying
“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”
If someone does something shitty or annoying
“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
by Iqruze January 17, 2020
Get the Soft cheesemug. When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Gratin’ Cheesemug. Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.
by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020
Get the cheese tiddymug.