brianna carington

The worlds best girlfriend ever who loves her boyfriend Kolton
Unconditionaly She loves to spend time with him and just wants to spend the rest of her life with him
Brianna brings out the best in people but brings out the bright in Kolton those two are the perfect couple ever

Kolton- I love you baby :)
Brianna carington- I love you too bby :)

by The one and only zelk April 18, 2014

brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

by arsemonkey August 17, 2014

illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

by walker4209 October 27, 2014

serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.

"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"

by jetemelie November 12, 2014

nicolas caging

The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.

We were totes Nicolas Caging

by assrag February 28, 2015

Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.

It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?

by DZNuts March 30, 2015

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016