Fuck Yo Couch

A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.

"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."

by G Basic June 9, 2004

couch

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

by yeahdude789 July 21, 2007

Coughee Sippers

The community of people who are weed smokers who smoke as a daily routine. Coined by bad ass houston rapper devin the dude.

This song for all my coughee sippers who get high like my brothers and my sisters

by dhoisdashitho October 21, 2010

couchin

chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all

- what are you doing?
- couchin
- u bum

by jpick22 December 11, 2008

Couch Slouch

to slouch from sleeping on a small or uncomfortable couch

Man, I've got a couch slouch because my girlfriend made me sleep on the couch after she caught me hooking up with her sister.

by adkjfhskjhdfjsincjdsghfi July 2, 2007

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

Burn the Couch

A euphemism for smoking any drug in mass quantity. Derived from a friend who was going to burn a couch that had a lot of drugs stashed in it.

I just picked up a kilo, lets go burn the couch.

by 414MKE July 31, 2011