Cold Lasagna Effect

To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.

Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.

by Syracuse JOHNSON September 13, 2010

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

by donmega January 16, 2005

Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.

Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?

by annonymous430921 April 27, 2008

Cold Jacked

80's ganster rap slang for theft, burglary, robbery, etc.

The word cold derived from the slang term "that's cold" meaning cold blooded or without feelings.

The word jack is slang for steal...still commonly used today.

Example: Damn cuz...you got cold jacked!

Translation: Dang...somebody stole your car!

by j money 76 December 18, 2011

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012

cold honkey

A cool,hip,dope ass fly white boy

Cold honkey - He walk in with a fine hoe on each hip. Everyone says that's a cold ass honkey

by ehitey October 31, 2013