CAR Main 

the scum of the earth. car mains chug 3 gallons of g-fuel before getting on titanfall 2 and doing all they can to get top of the leaderboard. if they don't get more than 300 points in attrition, they'll have an aneurysm and pass out

Person 1: Dude I just had a CAR Main in my lobby
Person 2:I feel so sorry for you

CAR Main by A Trash Northstar Main March 3, 2022

car shopping 

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

car shopping by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

Car Missile 

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

Car Missile by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022

Car Trucking 

Driving around in a car. But still embodying the spirit and aditude of a trucker.

I'm out here car trucking today.

Car Trucking by Lankybird March 30, 2022

Car Guy 

Usually go by the name of Brenden, they often cry or get angry if anything happens to there car on a game such as gta.

Your a proppa car guy you liek

Car Guy by Anti mackam April 9, 2022

Car Ugly 

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.

Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.

Car Ugly by VoyagerII April 11, 2022

Car chips 

The chips you take to work to eat on your breaks and leave in your car because you’re too lazy to bring them back from the house.

“Oh yeah, those are my car chips so I can have them on my break at work.”

Car chips by Not gay lovers April 19, 2022