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Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight
by Cream master December 1, 2021
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glass cannon

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by twwhw February 5, 2022
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Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021
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A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
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Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.
Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon
by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022
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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon
Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon
by Gvln March 26, 2022
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