Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009

Clownhole

A word that brings up the most vile images, but is technically acceptable to say in front of anyone, because it does not involve any offensive or socially unnaceptable word. A true definition is not needed, as it is self explanitory.

You: "My teacher is the biggest clownhole..."
Your Grandmother: "What? That's hidious! Watch your language!"
You: "What?! It's just.... a hole full of clowns!"

by Hobbes Black May 31, 2005

clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

by klownz April 26, 2006

Clown cuppa

Is when you wank off and spunk into your annoying dickhead boss's cup of tea.

e.g. “My stupid boss ordered me to stay for an overtime and i happily made him a nice clown cuppa the following morning”.

by Madmanny January 12, 2011

clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

Clown Bitch

What is a "Clown Bitch"

-A bitch who wears lot of makeup. Makes herself look like a cheap ass slutty clown.

-She often want to have everyone's attention.

-Annoying
-Crazy
-A ratchet

Girl 1: Oh look! There's a clown bitch in da party.
Girl 2: Well, let's go home!

by xchyna June 30, 2016

clownarchist

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.

The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.

by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018