BED AND BREAKFAST 

Shitting on someones chest

bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.

BED AND BREAKFAST by turd burgalers smell September 26, 2008

baghdad breakfast 

The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.

"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.

baghdad breakfast by Sir Donnington Smythe August 28, 2006

Cash Money Breakfast 

Cash Money Breakfast is a line from the song Fireman by lil wayne. The phrase can mean three things:
1. Cash or money
2. Food (normally breakfast but not required to be)
3. Cash and Food

As money
"Guess what broski I just paid my cash money breakfast!"
"Can I barrow some cash money breakfast?"

As food
"Man I'm hungry can I have some cash money breakfast?"
"I'm starving, I'll go make some cash money breakfast, enough to feed a small African nation."

As money and food
Human 1"Hey dude you owe me some cash money breakfast."
Human 2 "Your so right I owe you a sandwich and 5 bucks."

Cash Money Breakfast by Cheesecake Henry March 2, 2010

asian breakfast biscuit 

after a long night of drinking, you wake up with gas and flatulate directly in your partner's mouth who has a tendency to sleep with their mouth open. After flatulating in your partner's mouth the person smacks their mouth as if eating something, thus the asian breakfast biscuit is born.

I fed gave my girl breakfast in bed this morning. I cooked her up an asian breakfast biscuit.

Have you ever had breakfast in bed? I was fed an asian breakfast biscuit once. It was yummy.

asian breakfast biscuit by The Pimp Smoker November 5, 2006

Moroccan Breakfast 

The act of anal sex with internal ejaculation followed by a excretion of the semen and feces directly into a hot frying pan with and subsequently mixed with an egg. The anal sex recipient is then forced to eat the egg/semen/feces mix.

I gave her a Moroccan Breakfast!

Moroccan Breakfast by Scott Smiler November 20, 2007

Englsh Breakfast Tea 

CHeryl's favorite tea to have in the morning

Would you like some English breakfast tea??

Englsh Breakfast Tea by Opal December 2, 2004

second breakfast 

It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.

guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.

second breakfast by Seismo August 4, 2007