Boston Bailout

When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.

Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025

Dirty Boston

When your girlfriend throws all your shit in the street so you fuck her in the ass wicked hard and then slap her in the face with your shit stained dick.

Did ya hear? Mickey and Rhonda's split up after they had a Dirty Boston last night!

by GaoBaguaJedi September 7, 2019

invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.

Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup

by TDDUP November 18, 2010

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

Boston Cheeseburger

To shove a piece of cheese into a girls butt hole and then push it deep inside, often finishing in the process. then, you eat her out until you eat the cheese.

Tommy: Yo, Sam, can I give you a Boston Cheeseburger tonight?
Samantha: Only if you can handle it

by Minkle Binkle January 10, 2025

The Boston Fish Party

when a group of fisherman(men or woman)from boston , refuse to pay for british hookers and go on strike with pickket signs claiming they should't have to pay so much for hookers. they proceed to throw her over the edge of the ship.

after a long days work, the fisherman wanted some new british vagina, but they cost wayyy to much, so they created the boston fish party and refused to pay that much and threw them over the edge of their ship

by dirtyE86 May 5, 2011

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022