franken boobie

a hideously deformed brest

tara reid has some big franken boobies

by i luove titties February 24, 2005

noobie-boobie

Noobie-boobie is a laffable term used by sarcastic anti-internetspeak people to mean noob/newb/nuub etc. noob

"U DON'T KNOW WAT A TP IS??!?!?!? AAAAAHAHAHA U NOOBIE-BOOBIE!!!!!1111!!!11oneoneone

by Gibbo April 20, 2005

Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

by Copacabana October 23, 2020

booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.

Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

boobie

A term of endearment, used mostly for pets but can also be used for those extra special loved ones. Evolved from the popular "Boo Boo." The effect of the word is heightened by adding rhyming words at the end.

"Hello my cute little boobie doobie poobie boobie! I missed you!"

by Acinorev January 24, 2009

boogedy

meaning bad in some sort of funny looking

she got a boogedy grill yo.

-or-

shes boogedy

by Bangnblonde64 May 24, 2006

booger finger

a person at a club or bar who is asked by a bouncer or management to leave and refuses (much like a booger stuck to a finger won't get off).

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"No!"

"Man, what a booger finger..."

by sketchballitudinator December 29, 2008