Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023

Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.

Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond

by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blondaholic

Being extremely addicted to blonde females.
you cant get away from them.

My brother im cooked, im a blondaholic

by ur cooked December 16, 2023

Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023

Bloint

Cigar filled with weed then wrapping the cigar with regular rolling papers

Yo bro this blunt is more loose than it mom pass me the zigzags I'll turn it to a bloint

by Scootdathug January 5, 2024