Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys

Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids

"Yeah dude bens a total monkey god."
"I know right?!"

Ben by PeeMuncher April 7, 2022

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Ben

That guy who spends half his life in school, that 30 year old dude who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing in 3rd grade. Spends the entire time looking at teachers booty and taking nude selfies to send them to 11 year old girls.

Girl 1: Did you get a snap from Ben?
Girl 2: YEAH! This dude won't stop sending his dick..
Girl 1: Guurl you're 11, he could be your dad.

Ben by Ben"t"dick April 8, 2022

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Ben

A person who is in love with McKinsey but is afraid to admit his love

Don’t be a Ben

Ben by Ben13664 April 14, 2022

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Ben

Man with ginormous Willy

Look at that penis, he has to be called Ben

Ben by jndjsndjwnfjdn April 16, 2022

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