based

The word 'based' when used in a sentence can mean:
- funny
- good
- cool
or any other positive remark.

Person 2: So, what did you do over the lockdown?
Person 1: I quit my porn addiction, started reading more, started lifting weights and became a religious fundamentalist.
Person 2: That's based, dude. I wish I was as based as you.

by iw035 September 21, 2020

baseball

a drinking game, similar to beer pong, in which four cups are alined in a straight line and the teams alternate shots to score runs and get on base. The cups represent a single, double, triple and homerun moving from front to back, with the single having the least beer in it and the homerun having the most. Each team sets a line up and then begins shooting at the opponents' cups to get runners on base. Three misses by the team represents three out and the end of an inning. At this point the other team shoots.

Additionally, steals can occur by playing flip cup in the middle of the table. If the runner flips first, the runner advances a base. Otherwise, its an out.

"The other night me and the guys played a World Series of baseball and we were loaded afterwards."

by ol grega January 31, 2009

12th base

Fucking a chick so hard that she dies.

Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.

by manyperson August 10, 2009

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

fart base

a play on words of the base system used to describe your intimate situation with another person. fart base is the point in a relationship when you are comfortable farting in their presence. also called the fart barrier

Jack accidentally got to fart base with Jill when he let one slide on their second date.

by pb foot February 28, 2010

ass from first base

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 12, 2003

9th base

Anal sex with someone from behind whilst you place your hands around their throat and strangle them.

Jacob : Hey man, Im so going to 9th base with you tonight is that cool?

Dan Mcgree : Hell yes its cool, I want it badly I hope your ok with it though..

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007