Thrust burn

When you fuckin a dried out chick, you get a burn on your dick.

I fucked Melissa last night she was so dry! I got mad thrust burn today!

by Bearheadedboi August 10, 2019

Bandaid burn

When you leave your bandaid on for too long, and get the black sticky stuff stuck to your skin, leaving the shape of a bandaid behind.

Awe man! I left my bandaid on for too long and now I have a bandaid burn! This stuff is gonna be stuck on my foot for so long!

by Tat Chan September 2, 2019

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Boyer-Burned

A term used to describe a comment composed with the sole purpose of making a social media over-sharer of pointless ass opinions and stories feel retarded.

Jessica: "Perks of being single: I get the entire bed to myself!!! lol"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"

by pettyasstom January 13, 2018

burning brigade

Usually when you've eaten something with peppers involved. Makes your asshole wink like an eye.

Ahh shit, shouldn't have eaten those hot wings, this burning brigade is lighting my hole on fire.

by Iescapedfromprison October 23, 2017

The Mr burns

When you get one fist up the poop shoot and one up the axe wood and do the Mr burns "excellent" with your fingers on both walls

How was she, she was allright bro managed to do " The Mr burns" too her

by The Mr burns October 28, 2017

people burning

A fucked up way to say "Smoking Weed"

Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?

Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.

by ALegit March 31, 2017