(Fred) "hey bob take this pill it fucks you up!"
(Bob) "OK"
--later on--
(Bob) " dude i got arrested for indecent exposure and reckless driving. i got major pill bite."
(Fred) oh shit my bad
(Bob) "OK"
--later on--
(Bob) " dude i got arrested for indecent exposure and reckless driving. i got major pill bite."
(Fred) oh shit my bad
by fuicy_jruit July 21, 2010
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by Harold_64 July 13, 2022
Using the combination of cum and squirt as the egg/oil/milk/water substitute in an off the shelf pancake batter mix.
by evoknievel August 27, 2023
by Big Gig May 26, 2019
You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids January 27, 2016
When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was
by TooterMcGaving February 16, 2023