Birthday

An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?

John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.

John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.

Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!

by MemerMemers October 15, 2022

Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

birthday goose

A birthday fuck

I’m looking forward to my birthday goose.

by LAkween January 14, 2022

the friends birthday game

this is when two friends of the opposite sex play this game on each other birthday only. same way on each birthday they have. the man see if he can get more girlfriends than his female friend can get more boyfriends. and the person who birthday its not that day the other friend. he or she hopes to win to make the loser sing happy birthday to them on their own birthday. so if its my friend birthday i want to win. so she has to sing happy birthday to me on her birthday. and when its my birthday she hopes to win too. and neither one can start until its midnight time on their birthday when it just starting the new day but midnight at night time. so dawn comes after and when you wake up its that birthday. so you have 24 hours. what you do after is your own business. until its their birthday. and start again.

the friends birthday game is the best game i ever played and we only get to do it twice a year one for each other birthday.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022

Birthday Suit

A suit worn on one's birthday.

Tommy: Hey, happy birthday! I've never seen you in that suit before, it looks great!

Joel: Thanks man, it's my birthday suit!

by dictionery May 20, 2022

Birthday

The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends

ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you

*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.

by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022

Sapphire birthday

When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.

Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉

by anime fan._. May 28, 2022