The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
Get the ass factormug. When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.
This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds
Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds
Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018
Get the Hamburger Assmug. The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009
Get the ass friesmug. by chewey April 18, 2006
Get the Cracking Assmug. An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.
See also Butt Burp.
See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
by JayArr June 21, 2011
Get the Ass Burpmug. When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011
Get the Chapstickin' the assmug. by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017
Get the Ass Bettingmug.