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Arse nut

A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.
Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH
by ti.sh August 23, 2021
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Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.
Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!
by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025
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Arse

Arse is an adjective that says someone is being weird and goofy.
by AM2sweet January 3, 2022
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Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
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Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair
“You’ve got arse beans
by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019
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squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024
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Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass
Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right
by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019
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