Angry BH

When you play online poker on Full Tilt and lose, then you go outside and beat the crap out of a crack whore.

Anyone seen BH? Nah, he probably is in jail for doing an Angry BH.

by BOBBARKERR December 9, 2008

Angry Chinchilla

bury your member in her anal burrow or crevice and if her defense tactic includes spraying urine, you've witnessed the angry chinchilla.

She turned into an angry chinchilla when I suprised her with the anal play.

by fur trapper August 17, 2009

Angry Spartan

One tapes a Spartan spear to the penile area, then before penetration one must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Proceed until the spear exits the rear end of the receiving person. After the disembowelment, proceed to throw the now lifeless corpse into a dark pit of eternal and utter despair.

Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?

Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.

by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011

angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.

GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.

by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011

angry dog

When your dressed as a furry and your boyfriend accidentally rips the suit while your getting pounded to hard

hey my boyfriend made me an angry dog last night

by jimdogg27078 June 18, 2018

angry bread sex

When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.

Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.

by Liquormage August 12, 2017

Angry Shower

When you get in your shower and find a dead hampster inside and pick it up and begin to furiously fuck it until it falls apart and goes down the drain and fucks up your water supply then you finish your shower angrily.

Friend:Jim why are you so pissed off?

Jim:” I just had an angry shower”

by Revive. survive. strive. February 23, 2018