Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 08, 2019
The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 21, 2021
When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.
“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”
by Raw the dawg April 02, 2022
Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes
Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.
*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.
*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*
by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017
The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs
by Neji512 December 14, 2020
The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 21, 2025
When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025