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Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
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Alyssa Rucker

“hey you remember the time Alyssa Rucker posted someone’s full name to the Urban Dictionary

yeah I do I don’t think she remembers the importance of digital footprints”
by rizzucker January 5, 2025
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Alyssac

She is super sweet and kind. One of my favorite seniors. She’s a talented dancer and she’s such a genuine person. She’s also so pretty and her smile lights up the room and a conversation with her brightens your day. She’s beautiful inside and out.
Alyssac is my favorite senior
She dances well and she’s so pretty and sweet
by ccanonymous January 25, 2025
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning
by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025
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Abyss

A darkness so deep it swallows the echoes of every scream
The old well was not merely deep, but an abyss, a place where dropped stones vanished into an echoing silence that swallowed the echoes of every scream.
by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025
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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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