Ashley

A beautiful girl that knows what she wants but can say some hurtful things to others. She is kind when she wants to be but can talk behind your back just as much. She puts on a face to show she is that innocent girl that you like but you dont the true her until you know her. Being her friend and knowing her are two different things. Somedays she can be fun and understanding.

Girl 1- Ashley said some mean things about you

Girl 2- Surprise Surprise

by lovethedaisy January 6, 2013

Fast Ashley

When a man ejaculates into his condom and then takes it off by the tip of the condom and then slaps his partner in the face with the open end. After the slap he then proceeds to run away.

I fast ashleyed that ho!

by Jones Jeffey February 23, 2008

eat my asshole

Someone that deserves to be hit.

WOW what is she doing, she can eat my asshole

by Pop Art! November 4, 2006

Tight Asshole

A girl which has never had anal sex.

Man i coodnt get my big dick in her pink little tight asshole

by #1jewintheworld October 17, 2008

ashley ridge

A school in the backwoods not far from Legend Oaks. Filled with rednecks, ROTC nuts, foxtailed fags, and preps. They always play what does the fox say? And they do stupid shit like break bathroom sinks and car surf in the mornings. They also lose 95% of their football games and have different classes sing the alma mater on Friday mornings. Their student section is filled with drunkards and potheads who throw up on people during the games.

Student 1: why is school so boring? Like there's no point in going to football games cuz we suck.

Student 2: cuz we go to Ashley Ridge

by Redneck Ralf November 10, 2013

Average Asshole

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

Closet Asshole

One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.

ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"

ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.

by SexyA7XFreak July 8, 2011