Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough

Kelly you're an asshole face bitch

by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm

Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.

by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019

Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.

Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!

by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

asshole._.666

Is a loser person, probably that goes to private school and a bully. They are jealous of everything and will never amount to anything. They have a mean heart and will be poor forever

Asshole._.666 is a bully

by Bigsisteriswatchin April 19, 2019

Asshole rumbles

Farts

“I thought I was by a marsh field, but it turns out my buddy just hard some big asshole rumbles”

by Aldauphinais July 22, 2019

Asshole's demise

Fucking with a dicked one who is straight. Unknowing that this one has tested through all things the asshole finds it is fucked and then loves a dick from iffy denial of it.

Feller you better not fuck with that one.. why you fuck!? Fuck him!.. well that there is asshole's demise, no asshole ever makes it out without a homo thought to dwell on as a result..

by Holy foot July 29, 2019