asian mixed

A person who is mixed with Asian and another race. most mixed Asians are extremely beautiful, kind hearted, have nice full chests, and just an all time great body and personality. If you know one, she's a keeper. You're lucky.

Fonzie- dude that girls so asian mixed!
Caleb- how can you tell?
Fonzie- just look at her boobs!
Caleb- man you're right she's like a 34DD!
Fonzie- I heart she's a sweetheart too ;)
Caleb- DIBS.

by Xohbabe_ December 24, 2013

Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.

Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!

by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015

Asian Brown Cloud

A cloud of pollution that lingers over southeast Asia, particularly Thailand, as a result of lax environmental restictions in the region

I was first greeted by the Asian Brown Cloud when I arrived in Bangkok. My lungs did not thank me.

by Beef_Injection September 3, 2015

Asian Mushroom Sex

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.

At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.

by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016

Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

Asian ass rape

By use of technology, cleaning tools, or school supplies, an asian man or woman(most likely a man) rapes any gender. Use of robots and brooms are very popular with this, allowing brothers/fathers to exact pleasure through driving the broom up the womans anus or vagina, causing them to react in either two ways: they turn around in shock and start pummeling the man. or they moan with pleasure and allow it to continue.

"Asian ass rape again?! Chang, we talked about this!"

by Clue_Less_Bro September 2, 2017

asian ranch

Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.

****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*

by RRCsteve October 31, 2017