German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 27, 2016

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

german sisi

A furry that hates other furries for some reason

That is such a german sisi furry.

by Purple core March 20, 2025

Flying German

The act of flying in a plane while dressed as a nazi ss officer. (Yelling racial slurs towards jews is optional).

Klaus did the flying german during his flight to poland.

by HitlerNiggerJewShit December 3, 2024

National Bully the German day

May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it

Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it

by Icenineschills May 24, 2024

German Cowgirl

Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.

Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life

by alphawuria September 14, 2020