that's a fucking bahji 

A play on words derived from the popular Indian snack of an onion bahji/bahjai, used to describe a good goal scored on 'pro evolution soccer'.

"That's a fucking bahji!" Said Pete as he put yet another superb goal in from outside the box on the turn with his back to the tv and his eyes closed.

"Fuck me that was nearly a fucking bahji" Said Phil as he nearly pulled one back with an audacious yet very good attempt

that's a fucking bahji by Petemeister February 14, 2008

Cunt in a fucking barrel 

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.

John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

Cunt in a fucking barrel by Laokung October 31, 2011

Give You A Fuckin Stack

Arguing Back And Forth Makin Jokes About Each Other , Can't Be Corny Tho

Kiyah: Yo You Fuckin Stink Quadir
Quadir: Foh Dickhead I'm Bouta Give You A Fuckin Stack , Foh Ya Breath Smell Like 6 Boxes Of Honey Butt Cheerios Fuck You Talkin Bout
Kiyah: Foh Dickead Ya Tongue Bump

Give You A Fuckin Stack by APhillyBitch March 10, 2015

a fucking hoe 

wtf do u think it means smhhhh

'ur such a fucking hoe'
'says you, you baboon'
'ur so jealous'
'of what? your split ends?'
'baboon'
'fucking hoe'

a fucking hoe by TrueTrueTrueTrueTrueTrueTrue June 19, 2018

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER 

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.

guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER by qpwoeirutt September 15, 2010

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? 

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

a fucking ride 

An old beat-down, raggedy, rusted, weird-noise-making, car that is on it's last miles.

Just a fucking ride dude!
Did you see that ride over there? It had a garbage bag as a window!

a fucking ride by Davis Allen January 17, 2009