jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

by SlagsWife January 08, 2010

jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013

Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.

Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.

by The big mamma t November 12, 2021

jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.

John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.

by missoldskool March 21, 2017

Jizz Cone

The act of jizzing on an ice cream cone or ice cream treat and using it as syrup

Dude totally fed my chick a jizz cone last night

by Minnimus September 21, 2010

Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.

Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP

by The Dirty T July 28, 2013

Tit jizz

Breast milk; lactating male or female

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.

by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013