A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Sucked boneless

Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.

Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*

Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while

by Thelaughingstock April 27, 2013

sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly

Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.

by zenk April 23, 2016

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse

Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money

by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020

Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.

Doug is a suck hearse.

by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021

Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary

man i canty believe Jamie sucks

by Timanator79 November 13, 2020