A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
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I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
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it basically means they are underage and your basically fucked.
refer to a loli or lolicon. basic synonym
it basically means they are underage and your basically fucked.
refer to a loli or lolicon. basic synonym
Girl: Pat my head.
Boy, but as an intellectual an Male: OK. *Pats Head*
Girl: I'm only 12
Male: RUN BOYS
Boy, but as an intellectual an Male: OK. *Pats Head*
Girl: I'm only 12
Male: RUN BOYS
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“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."
"that's fucked, man."
"that's fucked, man."
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A girl who wants your dick so bad she sets a timer to text you back, and does approximately 12 hours later.
"Damn dude, I texted this girl at 8:46AM and she responded at 8:46PM!"
"Yo, Adam, She's a 12 hour Hoe."
"Yo, Adam, She's a 12 hour Hoe."
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