Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Female Blowjob

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.

Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.

by Fugnugget August 26, 2025

National Blowjob Day

April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints

Hey baby its National Blowjob Day, come give me the SUCC

by Vince Madici April 14, 2019

remedial blowjob

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.

Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."

by thai kitteh March 14, 2011

Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.

Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob

by Blargler May 26, 2025

Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.

Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

Blowjob

Blowjob till it turn cream

Cream blowjob

by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022