by Hey you guys July 12, 2015
A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.
"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024
When you or someone else is in a fight but don't want to damage the house or surrounding area so you tell them to catch you in the grass.
by Baka World October 06, 2020
Typically a response to someone who says "I will ban you!" It can also be used as a joke although it will most likely result in a ban.
Retard: "DUDE UR SO TOXIC I WILL BAN YOU!!!!"
Average Person: "Ban me."
- Retard has left the server -
Average Person: "Ban me."
- Retard has left the server -
by frickroblox!!11! February 17, 2022
Michael stop begging me.
by Munchothegoa October 11, 2022
person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
by poosaigh January 10, 2025
(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 16, 2019