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i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.
Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.
by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009
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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
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When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.
"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"
by JeenaMarz August 8, 2017
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You wanna know how I know your gay?

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin
Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .
by arsenalman December 15, 2008
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ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match
After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"
by Skoroca July 2, 2017
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