Love

Something that i won't ever get or feel because i'm lonely.

I bet you just searched the word love here because you're either 8 and stupid or you're just as lonely as me.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

unrequited love

a love that’s one sided and not returned by the other person.

unrequited love feels like you’re drowning but not fucking dying.

by emmie’s love July 5, 2021

Love

Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

Boy: What is love?
Wise Elder: Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

by mr_candyman July 3, 2018

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

opsgenie love

When your director denies you the basic human right of having an incident management tool such as opsgenie/pagerduty because your department doesn't have a large enough budget, but another departments shares their budget with you.

When Steven showed his opsgenie love, it was the first time anyone in the OCC understood true love

by bkapomatic April 1, 2021

love

the one thing your crush refused to give

Man i wish i was finding love instead of looking on the internet and actually getting friends and a job and love.

by im fucking dying dude help September 20, 2020

moon lovely

I love you

Isn’t the moon lovely??

by Lknn gcVhougts3xvv March 16, 2022