Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

Ball Sprouts

Pubic hair growing out of your balls.

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out

by ghostlyt August 4, 2014

halle aka balle

GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY THE ROACH RIP 🪦 🙏🕊💔 twerk twerk…🤪 balle is ekma’s best friend and we love bitmoji and coffe 🍷🍷😡👍🏼

halle aka balle is a twerky queen!!

by maddyxfilmsgf July 16, 2021

Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know

"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

Knuckle balling

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020