Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 15, 2019

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 3, 2024

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.
Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.
Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...
Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...
by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.
Girl: have sex with me.
Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
Girl: have sex with me.
Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
by DreamWullf August 31, 2023
