Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

by QuandaleDingleNigger March 08, 2024

Kill This Love

A song by the K-pop girl group 'BLACKPINK'

Person 1: Did you hear Blackpink's new song Kill This Love?
Person 2: Yeah, It's a bop

by reveluv June 18, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.

"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."

by whereisuno January 31, 2021

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 24, 2015

Os love

One-sided love
When you love someone but the other person doesn’t feel the same about you

She’s crazy for him but that’s os love

by 0Chprr4 October 01, 2020

Love Missile F1-11

The US bombs cruising overhead
But there goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Oh, shoot it up
Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed (unfed)
Amondo teeno giving
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Hold me, shake me, I'm all shook up (all shook up)
Psycho maniac inter blend
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Teenage crime now fashion's dead
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up

Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Amondo teeno giving giving giving
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
(Then when you get the money, you get the power) oh, shoot it up
Ultraviolence in Japan
Oh, shoot it up
Oh shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Soon the whole world will know my name
Let's shoot it up
Shoot it up

Love Missile F1-11

by Death Menace December 10, 2022