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Scoop-ball

A fighting tactic defined by rapid, short uppercuts to the face. It is mimicking somebody "scooping" ice cream or any other substance that is "scooped" up to be served ala being served a butt-whooping.
Did you see that fight? Homeboy got scoop-balled!!!
by NovaRed December 31, 2023
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Red Balls

When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022
mugGet the Red Ballsmug.

Swiggle Me Balls

Yarr well y'be swigglin an swagglin and then all of a sudden...!!
Yarr swiggle me balls ya fuckin fruit loop
by loose gannon January 31, 2025
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left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.
i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!
by anonymous November 13, 2022
mugGet the left ball good luckmug.

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
mugGet the grab capitalism by the ballsmug.

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
mugGet the Sounds like water's traveling through your ballsmug.

Balls

by Bnemajin November 22, 2021
mugGet the Ballsmug.

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