Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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love tricycle

A relationship in which a third party is equally attracted to but denied two others, who are themselves in a close relationship.
Stacy needs to give it up. She has been in a love tricycle with Katie and Rick for like six months. Every party she gets all over them and they both straight up ignore her.
by Literarian2012 February 05, 2015
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Love Lag

When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.
by Dim_Reaper June 08, 2021
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Lovely slut

A phrase used when describing something extremely ghetto or redneck engineered.
I recently built this lovely slut and to power it on you have to hot wire it with 2 wires I extended off the PSU I zip'tied to the back of the pc.
by Schzercro October 08, 2023
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Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024
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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
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