i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of them gotta be ugly

that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "

by leslie espanol November 17, 2020

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

Bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Let’s just say a substitute for huh? What?

Hey dude I saw you sleep with my gorl
bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

by ErrorGGS R May 26, 2021

“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.

Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

by SIReignman May 9, 2021

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

by danke August 28, 2005

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

You feel like gucci mane in 2006, but dont think youre gucci mane in 2006 because you are all wrong. The catch phrase "i feel like im gucci mane in 2006" is only for the people that pass the vibe-check. If you do not pass the vibe-check and say "i feel like im gucci mane in 2006" you will get the guillotine as a punishment.

simp : i feel like im gucci mane in 2006
vibe-checkers : * guillotine's simp*
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people that made it through the vibe-check : i feel like im gucci mane in 2006
vibe-checkers : *likes tiktok comment and swipes through the for you page*

by PleaseDontShoutMom February 12, 2020