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Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
by grobatron October 12, 2021
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Kinder egg

When a black person acts white. Kinder eggs are dark on the outside and white on the inside.
"Omg you're such a fking kinder egg Raquisha"
by welovemesalwa January 7, 2020
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merfirc egg

An egg that is really sus and rare.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MERFIC EGG
Person 2: OMG YES *starts singing* IM A MERFIRC EGG MERFIRC EGG
by Bunblebainis_lover April 27, 2022
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Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021
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Egg Timer

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.
Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.
by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022
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Egg Fetish

Term describing nerds who enjoy homework
Damn does Billy have an egg fetish
by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019
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Eggs Venni

Also known as Eggs Venedict, Eggs Venni is a legendary Venetian breakfast dish that refers to a variation of Egg Benedict that must include poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. As Venetians traditionally consume sweet pastries with their morning espressos, Eggs Benedict is almost impossible to find in Venice. Eggs Venni has become something of a legend, because it is almost impossible to find.
Screw all these bombolones , I could kill for some Eggs Venni!
by funksuey June 29, 2022
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