What the Egg?

A classy alternative to the phrase "What the Hell/Fuck".

Jane:"I can't believe he left me at the restaurant!"
Annette:"What the Egg? What an asshole."

by Overlord_Manta April 29, 2022

firing eggs

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

by quad3x1 January 24, 2022

Eggs Venni

Also known as Eggs Venedict, Eggs Venni is a legendary Venetian breakfast dish that refers to a variation of Egg Benedict that must include poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. As Venetians traditionally consume sweet pastries with their morning espressos, Eggs Benedict is almost impossible to find in Venice. Eggs Venni has become something of a legend, because it is almost impossible to find.

Screw all these bombolones , I could kill for some Eggs Venni!

by funksuey June 29, 2022

merfirc egg

An egg that is really sus and rare.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MERFIC EGG
Person 2: OMG YES *starts singing* IM A MERFIRC EGG MERFIRC EGG

by Bunblebainis_lover April 27, 2022

egg trick

A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.

Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?

Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?

by Icy K April 4, 2016

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.

Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!

by Cheetahz December 23, 2016