An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
by grobatron October 12, 2021
Get the Egg Shartmug. by welovemesalwa January 7, 2020
Get the Kinder eggmug. by Bunblebainis_lover April 27, 2022
Get the merfirc eggmug. 1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021
Get the Goose Eggsmug. Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.
by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022
Get the Egg Timermug. by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019
Get the Egg Fetishmug. Also known as Eggs Venedict, Eggs Venni is a legendary Venetian breakfast dish that refers to a variation of Egg Benedict that must include poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. As Venetians traditionally consume sweet pastries with their morning espressos, Eggs Benedict is almost impossible to find in Venice. Eggs Venni has become something of a legend, because it is almost impossible to find.
by funksuey June 29, 2022
Get the Eggs Vennimug.