Ur Mom

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is the person who gave birth to you. Who says she loves you (possibility). AND WOULD "D!E" FOR U.

Ur mom has a mental problem so you must watch her 365-24-7. FOREVER!!!!!

by Beluga_UwU123 April 22, 2022

Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

ur mom

a fat cow

im only typing this to pass it as a definition

ur mom

by ur kinda short ong January 10, 2022

Ur Mom

What I had sexual interactions with last night

Me and ur mom were doing it last night

by Jonah Not Johnathan May 12, 2022

ur mom

Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back

A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues

by JokerMain666 August 28, 2021